i fail

[norcumi]

.... so I am lame. I am a lame depressed loser who fails, BUT I am a lame depressed loser who fails with a sparkle pony, a Mel who has finally finally thank all the gods how the hells did that happen Mel at 77 and thus can rampage through the Argent Tournament for cash and prizes, and a grill. Well, ok, I still need to put the grill together, but anyways.

Will still pr0n fic upon requests, tho.

Comments

[lynati-1.livejournal.com]

Are you limiting this to warcrack pr0n stories?

[norcumi.livejournal.com]

Nah, bring it. ;) Hell, Dogmatix set me on FF7, so....

I just need to have SOME idea of fandom or whatall.

[lynati-1.livejournal.com]

So, am I allowed to pester you for drabbles from *your* garg-world, or do you want to avoid that for now?

Otherwise...gargies...hmm...Ophelia meets Brooklyn and develops a crush on him. ; )

[norcumi.livejournal.com]

My garg-world? Um, that I shall pass upon.

The other, however - we're talking green triceratops Ophelia from Avalon? And canon Brooklyn? ::ponders:: Mmm, fluff!

[norcumi.livejournal.com]

I, uh, HAD a thought at first, but the creativity daemons kinda just grabbed it, mutilated it into something almost unrecognizable, and handed it back to me with an ungodly grin and demands to write via blunt objects. So um, just as advance warning, you might well not recognize your request when I write it. Um.

[lynati-1.livejournal.com]

That's okay, I well understand their machinations...

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOO! The ponies got to you!

Is it marvelously sparky, at least?

Oooo, can I ask for Gargoyles meets My Little Ponies? C'mon, you knooooow you wanna write it. The power of 80's nostalgia compels you!

[norcumi.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is indeed marvelously sparkly. Of course the male character I have most likely to use it thinks it makes him look like a total sissy, and he grumps a lot in my head, but it saves him money, and since he's trying very, VERY hard to raise dough for his little sister....

He just grumbles a lot. :)

Hmm. Very cracky. I shall take a stab at it. No promises on it being what you're after! ::grins::

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Yay! Gargoyles and sparkly, girly ponies!

I trust your phenomenal writing skillz. As long as it makes me giggly, I'm all for it!

[brooklynx.livejournal.com]

Maybe some sort of dream snippet involving Chaos and Gadget? It doesn't matter to me who is having the dream. And if you really want to be evil to 'em, maybe toss in a bit of comedy? *shrugs*

If you want to. If not, oh, well.

Now I must get ready for the movies...

[norcumi.livejournal.com]

oh gods, i'm going to hell for what i'm going to do....

Just need some info first - does your clan have some kind of medic/healer type? Or someone to default to when Shit Hits The Fan? And if so, what's their name and typical M.O. : herbal shit, or steal some surgical supplies from somewhere and use those?

soooo going to hell for this..... Um, this will not turn out how you'd expect. Really. Just sayin'.

[brooklynx.livejournal.com]

*LOL* I'll probably be in one of the hand baskets behind yours...

Yes, they have a couple of healers. Ohio (male) and Maine (female and I had to dig through my notes because I forgot what her name was). I think they do a mix of both; herbal and a four finger discount on supplies.

I'm sure it will turn out interesting to say the least.

[brooklynx.livejournal.com]

And I should add I have no idea what they (Ohio and Maine) look like.

[norcumi.livejournal.com]

No worries about the description; I just needed names. :) Thank you!