Stalking My Memories

morgynleri had a very good idea, in posting meme results here! So, from a meme challenge to "explain your fic badly," have some AUs!

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Balance: Extra-dimensional traveler helps Dark!Jedi form a Gray Order. There is much swearing and therapy.

AWOL: Extra-dimensional traveler desperately wants to go home, takes back souvenirs and Useful Life Lessons, only to play intergalactic game of tag.

Unintended Consequences: Extra-dimensional traveler desperately wants to go home, takes back souvenirs and Useful Life Lessons, only to take friends on an intergalactic road trip.

Green Squad: Extra-dimensional traveler desperately wants to go home, takes back souvenirs and Useful Life Lessons, only to take his harem (and friends) on an intergalactic road trip.

Furlough: Extra-dimensional traveler desperately wants to go home, takes back souvenirs and Useful Life Lessons, only to leave behind an accidental threesome.

Chibi!Verse: Space-and-Time-traveler adopts some kids to return the favor for when they adopted him.

Nightsisters: “Impish greasemonkey adoptee of undead juggalo witch nuns” adopts a village and pisses off the Jedi more than usual.

Star to Steer By: Space traveler meets brain worm and friends. Chaos follows.

Through a Mirror Darkly: Canon but with Sekrit Sith versions of Our Heroes, who are still somehow better adjusted than in canon.

Blackest Circle: After the apocalypse, what if canon was even angstier?

Brightest Cure: After the apocalypse, what if canon was even angstier, and then meets an even eviler twin?

Anelemma Overlay: Time travel, dimension travel, and secret identities.

Ghosts of 66: Angst with clones and ghosts.

Modern Dance: bullshit magic realism noir from the context of a dance club and an OTP.

Unmasked: Canon (except when not) but with more masks and fancy clothes.

Hard Reset: Darth Vader with classic Hollywood amnesia.

Teeny Tiny Mandalorian Kenobis: After the apocalypse, even more clones.

Corellian “Jedi”: They’re actually Sith, but since everyone in canon is oblivious to the obvious, this somehow escapes notice.

Concordance: The Republic’s over, let’s have a revolution and ALL THE POLY SHIPS (with a side dish of angst).

Wake of the Force: Usual evil villain trips falls down stairs and dies, leaving much messier battle lines than usual. Clones put a damper on Jedi.

Language Barriers: Nobody can understand each other, but they bang anyways.

Obi-One and Seventy-Five: Amnesiacs try to end a war.

Message in a Bottle: Angry ‘widower’ tries to kill his boyfriend, fucks him instead.

Frying Pan universe: War ends and everyone is saved by the (repeated) delicate application of a frying pan upside the head.

Sass and Murder: Twice the hero for different shenanigans and many more times the smut.

Dragon!verse: Three idiots can now turn into dragons at will. Hoarding instincts lead to winning a war.

Unnamed sex-pollen verse: Sex-pollen makes for awkward sexy fun times.

Barren Humor: Obi-Wan Kenobi is Chuck Norris, but angstier.

 

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