If I only had the brass

[norcumi]

So I park on the street, and at one point start bringing in the groceries. Quindar had beat me home, so we took a little bit of time for the "how was your day" thing. When I go back out for more groceries, there's a guy walking his dog, lurking across the street and clearly eyeing my car. When I make eye contact and nod to indicate I See Him, he nods back with a gruff "your trunk was open". Half accusatory, half covering himself since he clearly felt at odds.

I do so wish I hadn't said something innocuous about "yeah, always more groceries", and instead said what immediately sprang to mind: "Oh, that's not my car, I just figured since there were groceries there I'd snag some for myself."

But I really don't need the trouble that would bring.

Even if I did amuse myself greatly.

Comments

[gre7g.livejournal.com]

How about, "Gimme' a hand getting a body down the stairs?"

[norcumi.livejournal.com]

EEEE! Oh lawd, you just won the internet! (and a bunch of soda sprayed onto a laptop, but I figured you'd want the internet more)

I will be remembering this one. XD

[mel-redcap.livejournal.com]

*snarfsnarfsnarf* XD