norcumi | Stupid Customer Tricks

Dear Thoughtless Nimrod;

Hi. You want to drink water. Ok. You want to use a cup. Ok.

When I say "it's the white cup over there" *point* "in front of all the people" that does NOT translate into "the clear cup hidden off in the side near white foam cups but are larger than the white cup YOU ALREADY PICKED UP AND DISCARDED 'CAUSE YOU LIKE THE SIZE OR WHATEVER OF THIS ONE BETTER."

But ok, this is something I can deal with. Whatever.

However. Let's take a look at this. You stopped in thought - and when you paused, you chewed on the clear plastic cup.

....mmmkaaaay. Pardon if I'm cranky when I tell you no, it's THIS style of cup, but oh FORTHELUVAGODS DO NOT TRY TO PUT THE PLASTIC CUP BACK IN THE STACK OF SPARE CUPS WAITING FOR OTHER CUSTOMERS!!!!

Moron. Yes, I WILL be taking care of it, thankyouverymuch - right into the garbage can.

The water fountain is thattaway, btw. Good luck - you may very well need it.

No love,
A Grumpy Monkey.