Deperately seeking a decent coworker (again)

For the luva the light does anyone on my friends list happen to be and/or know someone in Pittsburgh who 1, is a decent person, and 2, wants a job? We're talking not so great pay, but decent hours, nice environment once the Gates THING gets more finished and we are no longer serving food out of a classroom, and leftover pizzas and doughnuts and suchlike that you can take home to your heart's content? No prior food experience necessary, so long as you're willing to learn and listen to those who might have a clue about no you don't want to be making meatball subs there because the hot and recently empty pizza pans are right next door and those suckers can leave one hella burn mark on you.

Also, while I don't mind singing along with the radio, or even songs that aren't on the radio, um.... some things just aren't meant to be sung to oneself in the workplace. >_<;;;