Why I shouldn't shower

[norcumi]

Things like this occur to me. -_-; Please try to imagine the rest of this in comic form. It was at least funny in my head.



Panel 1: Razorfen Kraul, Agathelos the Raging lies dead.
Random party member: "He dropped his pants, lawl!"
Krael: "Ooo! Dibs!"
Rest of party: /shrug, meh, grats at getting that at 28 lawl!
Krael: :-D

Panel 2: back in Orgrimmar, montage of Krael killing alliance, quest giver's question marks, and running up and down steps. On the last bit, Eshun and a Tauren are seen poking at a sonic booster

Panel 3: Krael ding-ing with a cheesy grin, hands on hips, wearing Ferine Leggings. In the background, a puzzled Eshun is giving the tauren a thumb's up while asking "Why does it only play "Eye of the Tiger"?"

Panel 4: Krael swaggers up to Eshun.
Krael: "What do you think?"

Panel 5: close up of the pants, inset Eshun sweat-dropping.
Eshun: "They're... um... not the most attractive thing?"

Panel 6: Krael cozying up to a very uncomfortable Eshun.
Krael: "They're ugly as hell, actually, but they're much better than my out-sized dark leather pants. Maybe I could try yours on instead? See how those fit?"

Panel 7: Eshun looking around, finally glancing upwards:
Eshun: "Uh... um... well - hey. Why's the sky turning red?"

Panel 8: Krael turning to look skywards, while Eshun is now a dust-cloud heading thattaway:
Krael: "Red? What do you-"

Panel 9: special effects panel that basically comes down to "CATACLYSMED!"

Panel 10: Krael in the Orgrimmar graveyard, with baggy pants on. They are still ugly.
Krael: "Ugh. What - "

Panel 11: Shot of Orgrimmar, Krael-with-the-baggy-pants in front of the reconstruction.
Krael: "What the hell happened!??!"

Panel 12: Krael standing in front of Kaja. Kaja is giving her a Look.
Krael: "Deathwing fucked up my pants. Can you fix 'em?"

Panel 13: Krael is getting a glare from Kaja.
Kaja: "They don't need to be fixed. They're fine."
Krael: "Then why don't they fit?!"

Panel 14: Kaja holding a size tag clearly attached to ugly pants. It says "30"
Kaja: "Obviously, they're a size 30 waist. You need to grow into them a bit."

Panel 15: Krael with angsty D-: face.
Krael: "They were a size 29 yesterday! Deathwing did it, I swear!"

Panel 16: A despondent Krael is sitting on the drag next to her wolf, Eshun sitting nearby eating meat-onna-stick. He clearly is more interested in giving his meat funny looks than listening to Krael.
Krael: "All that work, and I'm stuck! I can't dungeon without pants; the PuG would laugh me right out of the instance! I can't go questing for the same reason, and it's a PvP realm anyways, so I'm still stuck!"

Panel 17: more of the same, though Eshun is now gnawing on the meat-onna-stick.
Eshun: *muffled* "Auction house?"
Krael: "No gold. If I had gold, I could even BUY the leather to remake my old pants, but at those prices?"

Panel 18: Eshun is almost done with his meat.
Eshun: "What about the old ones?"
Krael: "Sold 'em to Kaja, who said they made some really strange dust. I - Heeeeey."

Panel 19: Krael is zeroing in on Eshun's last bit of meat.
Krael: "I wonder...."

Panel 20: split between the Orgrimmar fishing daily and cooking daily quest givers.

Panel 21: Krael fishing, cooking, running around in a frilly apron, etc. Also with the baggy pants. Possibly with Eye of the Tiger playing somewhere.

Panel 22: Krael dinging as the cooking quest giver cuddles prickly pear fruit. Her pants are still ugly, but now fit.
Krael: "WHOOO!"

Panel 23: END with the Marogg shouting in the background.
Marogg: "Hey! There aren't nearly enough Prickly Pear Fruits here! Are you eating them on the sly?!"

Panel 24: A surprised but smirking Krael vanishing.
"How else do you think I'd fit into these pants?"



....ok, so it was a LOT funnier in my head. Ah well.